What’s your biggest red flag? 🚩
I disappear when things get good
I quote movies randomly during convo and get mad when no one gets it
I think I’m the main character…and also the villain
I emotionally attach to inanimate objects (like that one mini box)
Pick a cursed meal to eat at 3 a.m.
Kraft Mac & Cheese but with ketchup
Cold pancakes and vengeance
Gummy worms in ranch
Raw spinach and regret
How do you react to conflict?
I croak. Literally like, ‘raaaaaahhh’
I pretend I’m asleep until the problem goes away
I spiral and then bake something
I say ‘it’s fine’ and then throw a chair
You just got rejected. What’s your next move?
Write poetry and cry into a cereal bowl
Make a playlist called ‘WHYYYYY?!’
Gaslight myself into thinking I didn’t care anyway
‘Just kidding *fakes laughs 😅* I’m sooo funny 😭’
Choose a weapon in your emotional arsenal.
Passive-aggressive compliments
Screaming into a pillow shaped like a mushroom
Posting photos where you’re the only person that looks good
Fake scenarios I make up while brushing my teeth
Lastly, choose a random photo.
Nils Leonhardt
Krystian Piątek
Lee Soo hyun
Johnny Briggs
Barry the Bullfrog Who Collects Expired Coupons 🐸
You’re loyal, loud, and easily irritated. You lash out, then say “that’s just how I express love.” You have a sticker chart for your moods and a mysterious past involving a school talent show.
Linda the Tired Turtle Who Talks to Her Houseplants 🐢
You’re a slow-burn emotional wreck with a heart of gold. You’ll ghost someone but then send them pictures of puppies from your iPad (your turtle parents won’t let you have a phone 😭). You’ve absolutely cried at a commercial about cheese.
Gustavo the Sad Snake Who Eats Hot Cheetos with Chopsticks 🐍
You overthink every social interaction but hide it under your “I’m fine I swear” smile. You’ve been in love with someone who didn’t know your name until five minutes ago.
Trish the Hyper Gecko Who Runs a Secret Blog About Her Enemies 🦎
You are 15% caffeine, 85% pettiness. You hold grudges like they’re precious heirlooms and once faked a British accent for four months in middle school. You say “I forgave you a long time ago,” but you’re plotting.
Emily Carter
