How do you react when a parent says, ‘We need to talk’?
Immediately spiral and assume I’m in trouble
Start cleaning my room like it’s a crime scene
I’m already crying and they haven’t even said anything yet
‘Talk about what? I didn’t do anything! It was [insert sibling’s name]!’
What’s your ideal day off?
Rewatching comfort shows in bed with seven different snacks
Starting projects I won’t finish
Dramatically staring out a car window like I’m in a music video
Causing minor chaos in the group chat and blaming autocorrect
Pick a sidekick!
A judgmental cat who secretly loves me
The one friend who always brings snacks
My phone with 2% battery and no charger in sight
That barista who knows my whole order, and writes on my cup, but can’t remember my name
What’s your biggest red flag?
I over-apologize for stuff that wasn’t even my fault
✨Gaslighter guilty✨😝✌️
I give people nicknames they didn’t ask for
I talk during movies but only to say ‘this part is so good’
What’s your go-to comfort food vibe?
Toasted and buttery
Something with cheese melted on top
Sweet and soft with a surprise crunch
Cold leftovers that somehow still hit
Lastly, pick something to put on bread!
Butter
Garlic
Jam
I would never taint bread with toppings
White Bread
Ok, so you’re the most basic bread, but that’s okay. People like basic. You’re safe. You’re reliable. You’re the human version of “sure, I’ll come if no one else cancels.” You probably get picked last in dodgeball but first in trust falls.
Garlic Bread
You’re loud, chaotic, and absolutely smothered in flavor. People either love you instantly or fear you…or both. You walk into every room like it’s your concert, and honestly? You deserve a standing ovation just for existing.
Banana Bread
You’re sweet, soft, and deeply suspicious of your own emotions. You give warm hug energy but might cry in a Target parking lot. People tell you their secrets and then say “I don’t know why I just told you that.”
Brioche
You’re soft. You’re golden. You’re probably expensive for no reason. Everyone thinks you have it all together but you’re actually just winging it with impressive eye contact. You’re what happens when ✨vibes✨ meet anxiety.
Emily Carter
